"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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