found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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