I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize
