Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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