I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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