no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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