summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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