we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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