adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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