i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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