i wish my penis had a tongue
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
As shirtless as possible
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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