I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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