He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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