My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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