We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
What a dumb baby whore.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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