Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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