I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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