You're my little dorito
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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