doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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