I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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