Can i not drive my cunt home
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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