If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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