I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
ttyl tear gas
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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