sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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