it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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