It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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