Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
