dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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