Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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