the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
