so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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