My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
