i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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