yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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