Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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