Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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