Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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