I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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