redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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