Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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