D3 body, D1 cock
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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