If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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