My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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