Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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