Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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