He is an equal opportunity slut.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
