Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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