do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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