Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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