I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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