I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
