i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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