I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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