a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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